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Abracadabra—New Eminem, New Coinage, New Plates, New Hope, New Hero

Writer's picture: Jason KurtzJason Kurtz

Updated: Jul 27, 2024

Guess Who's Back?

Hopity Dopity (ho-pu-dee, do-pu-dee) in basket... and... shower cap? Wait, what? Oh, no! Shh... that's Mom's underwear.


And, btw, it's Hopity Dopity Doo, Dad. And that's a plastic trash bag, not Mom's negligee. Geesh Dad.




Oh, that's right, Hopity Dopity Doo, where are you, we got some work to do now!





No, but Seriously, Guess Who's Back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess how many times I just just said, guess who's back?

Eminem in a Bud Light shirt

Abra, Abracadabra...Abracadabra

a band logo with a Pegasus

Steve Miller Band also featured in this Narrative Niche blog post


Hero or Hoax?

Lots of Asses in Assassination Attempt

Donald Trump after being shot in the ear

Well, two for sure—ass ass ination. And then there's the shooter—ass. And the SS and the CIA? Really? Asses.

Love him, hate him, it doesn't matter; Trump stood tall in the face of the enemy, taking a bullet while standing on the front line, and immortalizing his place in the history of this country.


I don't know the whole story, but it reeks of a government that has lost its way, lost its purpose, and lost its mind. Of course, the "real" story will probably never be heard. I'm not one for politics, but I'm curious to see how this all plays out. How about you? Please leave your opinion in the comments!







Changes in Our Change and Other Nonsense

a field of sunflowers turned away from the sun

Abracadabra!

And just like that, the sunflowers start shunning the sun! Yeah, apparently, the common, yellow and black flowers have been turning their faces away from the sun because it is "allegedly" not the real sun. Sounds like nonsense to me. I’d have to see the proof.

And speaking of nonsense, what’s this noncents with the change in our change? If you look at a quarter that was minted in 2022 or later, George is facing the opposite direction, and even worse, he’s turning away from the inscription, IN GOD WE TRUST. Is this some conspiracy, or what?

a quarter dollar from 2023 and 1996

WTF? Has our government turned against us? It sure looks like it. Turned away from God is what it looks like to me. And I swear, when I took this picture, the quarter on the left looked brighter and shinier than the quarter on the right. But check out these coins through the eyes of Apple; the coin on the left is darker.


Colorado license plates


And why did our license plates change from the green mountains to pure black with white letters and numbers? I know, I know, they are commemorative plates from 1945, but still, conspiring minds say there's more to this than what appears on the surface. Hmm...



a reverse US flag

Did You Know?

If you are currently serving, a veteran, or family of either, then you already know this. Why is the US flag displayed backward on military and most law enforcement uniforms? Well, if your carrying the flag t's not backward, it's forward. Click the link to learn why.


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Good one Jas! Keep 'em coming!


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